King of the Couch Costume For Dogs

Behold, the King Dog Costume — because your dog already acts like he owns the place, so you might as well dress him like it.

Outfitted in luxurious polyester that totally looks like royalty from at least 10 feet away, this costume comes complete with a flowing cape, a majestic crown (that may or may not stay on), and enough fake gold trim to make a reality TV star weep.

Your dog will strut through the house like:
🚫 "No walks today, peasant."
🍗 "Bring me chicken, warm and sliced."
🛋️ "I shall now nap... on your freshly folded laundry."

Perfect for costume parties, Instagram thirst traps, or passive-aggressively reminding your cat who's allegedly in charge.

Note: Does not grant legal authority over the household. Or squirrels.
Caution: May result in an inflated ego and royal-level snoring.

All hail his fluffiness. 🐾👑